Titus Pullo Wisdom
Setting aside some space to post all of the excellent lines from Titus Pullo during episodes of Rome.Season 1:
- Is that it? I was just beginning to enjoy myself.
- British women, now that’s savage cunny.
- I’m gonna smoke all the smokes, drink all the wine, and f*** every whore in the city!!
- Mump up and die pig-f***er
- It’s hotter than Vulcan’s d**k!!
- That gypo princess, now that’s excellent cunny.
- I was just following orders–Bloddy good orders, too!!
- Wet as October she was
- Besides, I promised the princess.
- Suck my c—, the lotayas! I’m Titus Pullo, right?
- Maybe he was taking a c*** and missed it!!
- If Triton can’t keep me drier than this he can s*** my c***!
- Me, I have simple tastes. I like to kill my enemy, take their gold and enjoy their women. Why tie yourself to one? Where’s the flavor? Where’s the joy?
- You piss drinking sons of circus whores!
- There are girls from Narbo to Thebes that cry my name by night.
- Tell her she is beautiful all the time. Tell her she is beautiful, every time you see her. Even when she is not.
- You should be paying me to drink the pond filth you serve here!
Season 2:
- I know we didn’t get off on the right foot, with me killing your man and all.
- You can say no, I won’t be upset. I won’t be darned pleased either.
- Yeah, legs up in the air every time you were gone.
- My boy gave your man a whippin’. Suspect he knows what he’s doing.
- Honestly, if you and Vorenus were both drowning in the river I’d save you first. You’re half his weight, much easier to rescue.
- I was only talking, I didn’t mean for blubbery.
- Anyone misbehaves, she gives them a look like Medussa on the rag.
- I head-butted the cunny and bit his tongue out.
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Pingback by Javier’s unofficial official Blog » Pullo da man!!! — March 28, 2006 @ 2:26 pm
It’s “If Neptune can’t keep me drier than this…,” not Vulcan.
Comment by Biff Loman — April 6, 2007 @ 8:01 am
I stand corrected. Thanks for the notice.
Comment by Javi — April 6, 2007 @ 9:12 am
I have to correct myself now. I knew it wasn’t Vulcan, but I checked the episode and it was actually Triton, not Neptune. I probably should have checked the episode first, but oh well…
Comment by Biff Loman — April 7, 2007 @ 5:43 pm
My wife said she can’t believe we didn’t know that already
Comment by Javi — April 7, 2007 @ 8:40 pm